Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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