I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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