The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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