Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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