I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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