Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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