the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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