I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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