so that wasnt chicken after all
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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