i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't deserve a penis
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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