I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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