love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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