Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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