My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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