i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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