everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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