Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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