Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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