Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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