You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
