we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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