dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
