But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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