Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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