sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Enjoy the penises
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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