you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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