Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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