In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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