do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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