i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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