I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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