Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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