my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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