He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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