Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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