Plan B is the new Plan A
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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