I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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