I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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