Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
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