So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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