so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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