Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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