ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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