your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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