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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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