Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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