is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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