Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Those nachos came to me in a dream
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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