My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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