And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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