We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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