People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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